(These are intended to be read sequentially from the beginning, as a novel in shorts. This is the dedication.)

The Universe in a Nut’s Hell:

• Iwonna and the Ghost of J. D. Salinger
• The Universe in a Nut’s Hell
• Anubis Cuts Hair in Clemson, South Carolina
• Katie, You Are a Great Success
• Psycho-Christ Versus the Bad Mama Twins in the Rolling Holiday Battle Cage
• Daniel in The Lions’ Den
• A Cigarette Break Behind Heaven’s Gate
• Bastet Converts To Atheism
• Eudaemones

A Brief History Out of Time:

• The Resurrection Begins
• A Brief History Out of Time
• The Riddle of the Sphinx
• How I Nearly Fucked Satan
• A Perfect Day In Hell
• The Most Likely of All Possible Worlds
• Heaven
• Hell
• Eternity
• Contact With the Singularity
• Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Strano!
• “Epilogue”
• What Comes After